"The Grea"test" ever!!!"
Just yesterday i posted a message abt my good for nothing e.mech sir,that must have changed my luck.How??/ let me tell u the sory.....
i had a e.mech exam today and as usual i dint study for it. usually i just browse through the text book to see whats there and stuff like that.I searched for my fat (hardly used) e.mech book.it was only then that i realised i had given to omer for his anna univ sem exams.so i decided to do what i usually do best,just forget abt the test and worry abt it the next day while writing the test.
friday morning 8.30 am
managed to catch the bus on time for once. reached college by 8.30 and started making plans abt where to sit.the obivious choice would be next to santhosh t.k the guy who would copy like crazy.but the problem was that there was another guy fighting for that place.... santhosh jeyam.
Sandeep:"hey i'm sitting next to tk this time."
chitapu(jeyam):"whatta poda mama.. i have to pass this time or else my army chitapa will kill me".
sandeep:"fuck off u passed the last 2 test so my turn now.. anyway dont worry i'll pass the paper."
All the places were set.and we were commenting abt how tough it will be to copy.just are we were talking the "cool dude" of cse dept walks in.His name is venkateshan,this guy is so cool that u get a 75% attendance even if u dont attend college.If he comes to invigilate some class during a test everyone in that class will pass the test.so u could imagine how happy i was.
We started the test and we copied all the 4 marks from the text book with caution. cause we dint know how this guy was. i mean ppl tell u somethings but they often turn out to be wrong.yet we copied. Those who had the books used it to copy the answers. the others who dint have the book(like me) were grabbing the answer papers from others.
Well got all the 4 marks right so sure 20 marks.Now came the most difficult part of the paper the 15 marks. shit!1 this e.mech b****** gave us questions that we haven't worked out in class. so we had no other option than to try and copy from the girls.even they dint know the question,(so u can imagine how tough it was).
The "cool dude' walked towards us(the usual last row).He stood over there and asked us..
Cool dude(cd):"yenna answer theriyada???"
last row:"no sir!!!"
cd:"Book le irruka??"
sanjay:"sir we dont even maintain a book"
Me:"sir can we see if its in the book??"
cd:"seri"
WHAT!!! i couldn't beleive my ears.so the last few rows took our books kept it on the table right in front of sir and searched for those dumb sums.We knew there was nothing in the book but still we wanted to check his reaction..
He just left us there with the books and went near the first row.it was then that i saw the female class rep ,swathi supposed to be the "brain" of the class.She sits rite in front. I dont know why i did it but i just got up and went to sir who was standing close to her and asked him...
Me:"sir i need one answer, can i copy it from her(swathi)"
cd;"yeah sure"
Me:(great!!)0hey Swathi quick give me one 15 mark sum.. i'll copy and give it back in sometime"
Swathi:"hey noooo i dont know if its correct and i cant give it"
Me:"(shut up bitch)hey dont be soo stingy"(i just grabbed the paper and came back to the last row..)
Man we started copying like crazy.papers flying everywhere. we had a tough time keeping track of our answer papers.
The test ended and man we actually discussed the paper(i mean we asked others whether the answers we copied from them were rite).All i can say now is that,"when i started from home i knew i would fail for sure.. i mean i dint have a text book.. no notes to refer no calculator or should i call it computer to use(wouldn't have made a diff even if i had one) and yet now i'm expecting some 35/50 in this test.Great dont u think.i just wish that this guy comes for all my classes from now on.. i'll really ace the sem exams in that case:-)
i had a e.mech exam today and as usual i dint study for it. usually i just browse through the text book to see whats there and stuff like that.I searched for my fat (hardly used) e.mech book.it was only then that i realised i had given to omer for his anna univ sem exams.so i decided to do what i usually do best,just forget abt the test and worry abt it the next day while writing the test.
friday morning 8.30 am
managed to catch the bus on time for once. reached college by 8.30 and started making plans abt where to sit.the obivious choice would be next to santhosh t.k the guy who would copy like crazy.but the problem was that there was another guy fighting for that place.... santhosh jeyam.
Sandeep:"hey i'm sitting next to tk this time."
chitapu(jeyam):"whatta poda mama.. i have to pass this time or else my army chitapa will kill me".
sandeep:"fuck off u passed the last 2 test so my turn now.. anyway dont worry i'll pass the paper."
All the places were set.and we were commenting abt how tough it will be to copy.just are we were talking the "cool dude" of cse dept walks in.His name is venkateshan,this guy is so cool that u get a 75% attendance even if u dont attend college.If he comes to invigilate some class during a test everyone in that class will pass the test.so u could imagine how happy i was.
We started the test and we copied all the 4 marks from the text book with caution. cause we dint know how this guy was. i mean ppl tell u somethings but they often turn out to be wrong.yet we copied. Those who had the books used it to copy the answers. the others who dint have the book(like me) were grabbing the answer papers from others.
Well got all the 4 marks right so sure 20 marks.Now came the most difficult part of the paper the 15 marks. shit!1 this e.mech b****** gave us questions that we haven't worked out in class. so we had no other option than to try and copy from the girls.even they dint know the question,(so u can imagine how tough it was).
The "cool dude' walked towards us(the usual last row).He stood over there and asked us..
Cool dude(cd):"yenna answer theriyada???"
last row:"no sir!!!"
cd:"Book le irruka??"
sanjay:"sir we dont even maintain a book"
Me:"sir can we see if its in the book??"
cd:"seri"
WHAT!!! i couldn't beleive my ears.so the last few rows took our books kept it on the table right in front of sir and searched for those dumb sums.We knew there was nothing in the book but still we wanted to check his reaction..
He just left us there with the books and went near the first row.it was then that i saw the female class rep ,swathi supposed to be the "brain" of the class.She sits rite in front. I dont know why i did it but i just got up and went to sir who was standing close to her and asked him...
Me:"sir i need one answer, can i copy it from her(swathi)"
cd;"yeah sure"
Me:(great!!)0hey Swathi quick give me one 15 mark sum.. i'll copy and give it back in sometime"
Swathi:"hey noooo i dont know if its correct and i cant give it"
Me:"(shut up bitch)hey dont be soo stingy"(i just grabbed the paper and came back to the last row..)
Man we started copying like crazy.papers flying everywhere. we had a tough time keeping track of our answer papers.
The test ended and man we actually discussed the paper(i mean we asked others whether the answers we copied from them were rite).All i can say now is that,"when i started from home i knew i would fail for sure.. i mean i dint have a text book.. no notes to refer no calculator or should i call it computer to use(wouldn't have made a diff even if i had one) and yet now i'm expecting some 35/50 in this test.Great dont u think.i just wish that this guy comes for all my classes from now on.. i'll really ace the sem exams in that case:-)
posted by SandeepRao at 6:38:00 PM
4 Comments:
hmm ..hey u even passed the E.D exam this way????
Not me... i told u i knew ed.. i just said i was expecting centum because i copied one question:-)
wat if in the end the bugger had taken all of u were malpractice or sumthin..u wud have been screwed..though..wat an idiot tat guy is..
thalaaaaai!!! how typical of u sandy. hehehehe
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