"The moment of inertia is = to your laziness(???)"
This would be the kind of jokes my "e.mech" prof. would crack. "who is he??". dont ask me.all i know is that his name is govindan.r or something like that,he loves to call ppl by their sir names esp. the boys,he's a fat balding kind of guy.here i've described more abt him.... hope u like it.
Monday 8.55 am:
we reach college by abt 8.30 and the worst part is that the first day of the week starts with (shit) e.mech. classes start at 9. most profs. come to class only at 9.05 or something like that,but this good for nothing loser who loves e.mech comes to class by 8.55.shit can u beleive it??? i mean this is the first time some teacher has come to class on time.No small talk.the first thing he says is "take ur books and calc.",as good college students we take out our "all purpose book".yup thats rite 5 subjects in a single book.sitting ijn the last 2 benches we have real fun sometimes and our usual dialogues are...
Nirmal:"yes sir!!book taken ready to do more e.mech.(he's a real ass)"
Nithin:"whatta this guy has no other job... comes to class before most of the students."
Niranjan:"mama whatta.. i dint have breakfast.. santhosh wats ur lunch today???"
Santhosh jayam:"usual.. sambar rice.. mama apprama we'll eat..have to conc. for this sotta's class..whatta blade boy"
santhosh t.k:(the ass who does everything on time)"mama today i'm going to buya 7710 cell phone(the phone model changes every day)"
Sandy(me):" dai Pj king studied anything during the weekend??"
Vijay(PJ king):"whaaaat are u crazzzyy???.. no way man"
Then suddenly this sotta looks at the last 2 benches and sometimes starts asking questions.as usual the only thing we do is mummer something which could be the answer(yeah rite!!high hopes man.We never get a single question rite).and off he goes with his usual dialogues..."you must study man.No point.how will u pass.???""u do on ur own man... where is ur book?? come to the front with ur calc."
The worst part of this prof is that he tries to crack dumb jokes.. this is what happened to me.
Prof:"Rao(this is what he calls me in class). are u getting the answer?"
Me:"(as usual)Yes sir!!"
Prof:"where is ur computer man???"
Me:"(wtf.. why this question?? )sir! at home sir..(still confused)"
prof:"no Rao u should bring it to college everyday"
Me:"sir! to heavy to bring"
prof:"no man you shouldn't say that.. see venugopal(Nirmal) he brings his computer everyday"
Me:"eh! sir! thats a calculator.."
Prof:"its like a computer rao.. u can do calculations on it"
me: "yeah whatever"
The other thing is that this guy never leaves the class on time.. each classs is for abt 50 mins.. this jerk ends up taking abt 60 mins of class(Shit 1 hour wasted for e mech).
And before he goes he'll always ask whether we have any free periods.yeah rite!!as though we'll tell u.i just dont understand why he comes everyday to my class and talks abt shit like X-axis y-axis. center of gravity. and other things.
I just dont understand how most ppl tolerate him.I mean just imagine if that guy lives near ur house and is in the same coll bus as urs.that would be it!!(priya dont worry.. u have my sympathy).
Anyways time for me to sign off... just hope i'm alive and pass my e.mech paper(10% chance).i just want to finish this dumb subject and go on to something more intresting....
more articles abt my teachers to come.. keep checking the blog for the stories.
Monday 8.55 am:
we reach college by abt 8.30 and the worst part is that the first day of the week starts with (shit) e.mech. classes start at 9. most profs. come to class only at 9.05 or something like that,but this good for nothing loser who loves e.mech comes to class by 8.55.shit can u beleive it??? i mean this is the first time some teacher has come to class on time.No small talk.the first thing he says is "take ur books and calc.",as good college students we take out our "all purpose book".yup thats rite 5 subjects in a single book.sitting ijn the last 2 benches we have real fun sometimes and our usual dialogues are...
Nirmal:"yes sir!!book taken ready to do more e.mech.(he's a real ass)"
Nithin:"whatta this guy has no other job... comes to class before most of the students."
Niranjan:"mama whatta.. i dint have breakfast.. santhosh wats ur lunch today???"
Santhosh jayam:"usual.. sambar rice.. mama apprama we'll eat..have to conc. for this sotta's class..whatta blade boy"
santhosh t.k:(the ass who does everything on time)"mama today i'm going to buya 7710 cell phone(the phone model changes every day)"
Sandy(me):" dai Pj king studied anything during the weekend??"
Vijay(PJ king):"whaaaat are u crazzzyy???.. no way man"
Then suddenly this sotta looks at the last 2 benches and sometimes starts asking questions.as usual the only thing we do is mummer something which could be the answer(yeah rite!!high hopes man.We never get a single question rite).and off he goes with his usual dialogues..."you must study man.No point.how will u pass.???""u do on ur own man... where is ur book?? come to the front with ur calc."
The worst part of this prof is that he tries to crack dumb jokes.. this is what happened to me.
Prof:"Rao(this is what he calls me in class). are u getting the answer?"
Me:"(as usual)Yes sir!!"
Prof:"where is ur computer man???"
Me:"(wtf.. why this question?? )sir! at home sir..(still confused)"
prof:"no Rao u should bring it to college everyday"
Me:"sir! to heavy to bring"
prof:"no man you shouldn't say that.. see venugopal(Nirmal) he brings his computer everyday"
Me:"eh! sir! thats a calculator.."
Prof:"its like a computer rao.. u can do calculations on it"
me: "yeah whatever"
The other thing is that this guy never leaves the class on time.. each classs is for abt 50 mins.. this jerk ends up taking abt 60 mins of class(Shit 1 hour wasted for e mech).
And before he goes he'll always ask whether we have any free periods.yeah rite!!as though we'll tell u.i just dont understand why he comes everyday to my class and talks abt shit like X-axis y-axis. center of gravity. and other things.
I just dont understand how most ppl tolerate him.I mean just imagine if that guy lives near ur house and is in the same coll bus as urs.that would be it!!(priya dont worry.. u have my sympathy).
Anyways time for me to sign off... just hope i'm alive and pass my e.mech paper(10% chance).i just want to finish this dumb subject and go on to something more intresting....
more articles abt my teachers to come.. keep checking the blog for the stories.

4 Comments:
hey hey hey!! kalakku! but i think the dialogue should be like this:
sandy: hey im selling my sim card for 100000 bucks.. anyone wants aa? wat santosh? ur selling 6600 for 6600 bucks aa? wat the hell. i'll give u my sim card in exchange for that crappy phone. deal?
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hilarious man ...toooo good and now i know wat u guys do in that damn class.And hey one more thing i am worried that sotta may hv a chat with my mother if i fail this test..shit my life sucks and this sotta makes it worse.
:(
dei mama,
i really pity u da.ur comp sci student n ur studyin e-mech....yeeeesh, i felt th same last sem , studyin fcked up foc.
@vbk:man u should just listen to him in class... dont want to comment abt him over here..
@Vj:Hmmmm... thnks i think..
@priya:really sad.. u have my sympathies.. but i'm sure u'll pass the test.
@Madhu:happens dude... i really wonder why i study(not that i actually do..but still) most of the subjects that we have now.
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