Relatives Bah!!!!
I bet all of u would have faced this at least once in ur lifetime...
well i definetly have. whenever we go for a family function we meet ppl whom we have never met but yet they seem to know us so well. and its usual the same crazy question they ask u and the same kind of crazy response that they give.some of their common dialogues include..
dialogue 1:
Relative:"my god its been years since we last saw u.my, u have grown so much."
Me:(of course i have u chowder head!!. but all we can say is)"yeah.he he!!(u know the usual colgate smile).
dialogue 2:
R:"which college are u studying in now??"( i bet all of u would have faced this question)
Me:"KCG in chennai"
R:"oh...... wat is that??"
Me:(thats the brand of my new fungus free underwear!!! sheesh relatives.)"eh.. thats a college in chennai... it was know as nits before."
R:"oh ok... where is it???"
Me:(wtf are u a retard???)"eh thats a college in chennai"
But somethin i loath abt relatives(especially old grannies)is that they try to explain our family tree so much that u get confused abt who is who.
this is how they would explain ur relation to some second cousin of yours...
"he's ur uncle's second son's brother's(wouldn't that make him my uncle's first son??) wife's nephew.
i think its time to wrap up this topic.... if u feel u felt the same thing just tell me abt it in the comments section.
till then adios amigos and amigas
well i definetly have. whenever we go for a family function we meet ppl whom we have never met but yet they seem to know us so well. and its usual the same crazy question they ask u and the same kind of crazy response that they give.some of their common dialogues include..
dialogue 1:
Relative:"my god its been years since we last saw u.my, u have grown so much."
Me:(of course i have u chowder head!!. but all we can say is)"yeah.he he!!(u know the usual colgate smile).
dialogue 2:
R:"which college are u studying in now??"( i bet all of u would have faced this question)
Me:"KCG in chennai"
R:"oh...... wat is that??"
Me:(thats the brand of my new fungus free underwear!!! sheesh relatives.)"eh.. thats a college in chennai... it was know as nits before."
R:"oh ok... where is it???"
Me:(wtf are u a retard???)"eh thats a college in chennai"
But somethin i loath abt relatives(especially old grannies)is that they try to explain our family tree so much that u get confused abt who is who.
this is how they would explain ur relation to some second cousin of yours...
"he's ur uncle's second son's brother's(wouldn't that make him my uncle's first son??) wife's nephew.
i think its time to wrap up this topic.... if u feel u felt the same thing just tell me abt it in the comments section.
till then adios amigos and amigas
posted by SandeepRao at 9:53:00 PM
6 Comments:
hey i am confronted by realtives every saturday at the beach ....how could anything be worse?
yea..i have..wen they ask me where..i say loyola..and they knoe the place most of the times..unlike kcg :P one more thing i hate abt relatives in a marriage is wen they tell u mite be next..it makes me want 2 see them in funerals..so i can tell them the same..
@priya:i pity ur condition...
relatives can humiliate u in front of ur friends..
@panju:yeah u have an advantage.. but when relatives living in chennai ask me i always say that my coll is hindustan. they know a lot abt it.
@vj:thats more than i can say for u...
totally true!!! few more things:
1. "eppadi irukke!" (hell, if i was sick, would i be standing like a rock in front of you?)
2. When ur sitting at home on a saturday, some relative calls. and then u pick up the phone.
"hello? varun aa?"
"aamaam! neenga yaaru?"
"Naan dhaan da. Geetha perima. enna college illaya?"
(bloody shit. If i had college wouldn't i have gone?.....)
Great man.. i forgot to mention this..
most of my relatives call up and they actually ask "who is speaking?" before they tell u who they are..
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