"Rhino Of The CSE dept"

I dont know why,but i've always felt this urge to write abt most of my teachers and humiliate them.At least the ones i dont like.So here i am with another post abt another teacher.

Most ppl consider the cse dept to be the best in most of the colleges,and i must agree.But sometimes u get some teacher who really screws up this image.My present class teacher's name is Sudha.Basically she's a pretty decent teacher but sometimes she can get really stupid and bugging.i often wonder if she's a college teacher or skool teacher cause i keep hearing the dialogues i used to hear in skool. for eg.


Sudha:"niranjan where is ur record??"
Nir:"maam not yet completed.... will complete it soon and submit."
S:" this is not acceptable. u continue to do this i wont let u write the "board exams.,"
Nir:"no maam i'll submit it today"
S:"if u dont submit it today i wont let u write board prscticlas.And i want to meet ur parents tomorrow."
Nir:"(shocked)why maam??what did i do??"
S:""u are not behaving properly in class.u r not submiting ur record on time"
S:"i also want to meet Nithin's,sandeep's and praveen's parents tomorrow."
Nithin:"(whatta mudiyadu)maam why maam what did i do???"
Praveen goes on to give some bullshit excuse like his mom is sick and dad is not in town and other stuff like that.
Me:"sure maam, no prob"(guys there is no point in arguing with maam,just say ok and never tell ur parents.. she'll forget pretty soon)

most ppl hate her only cause she always wants to meet our parents.The other thing is that her knowledge abt the c programs is ok but other things suck big time.
Lat time she told us that all the variables in a c program get stored on the computer hard disk...
Nirmal(MD):"maam if the variables get stored on the hard disk(which does not happen) then all the computers hard disks will get filled up rite?? and u wont be able to use the hard disk again"

S:"(after an unusally long pause)illapa.. what happens is one sir comes after college everyday and formats all the computers."
Nirmal:"(controls hos laughter with great difficulty)oh ok maam"

The other day a senior wanted to use a floppy in one of the comps,the comp detected the floopy but he couldn't copy any files...(we were there that time)
Senior:"maam i'm not able to copy any file from the floppy. why maam??"
Maam comes and tries something but fails to produce any result.
S:"They have disabled all the floppy drives because viruses are entering through the floppy drives."

I couldn't beleive it.. i mean any comp sci student will know that if u disable the floppy drive it wont even read the floppy.
Anyway she's just our lab teacher.. thank god she doesn't take data structures for us.i hope that she doesn't take ANY class for us.Its just that i have absolutely no faith in her...

Of course on the other hand she's quite good also,cause the a section cse students went for an "IV" and now she has forced the comp sci HOD to allow us to go on an "IV"(which means that we can go anywhere we want,even mayajal):)

thast abt it..coming up next.

"what do u get if u diffrentiate sin 45??? Chaos in the maths class"