"Titanic 2 sheesh!!!!"

i always wondered as to why ppl make sequels of certain movies.(why why why why why why??).the latest movie to join this bandwagon is "Titanic 2".i mean how the heck is it possible to make a sequel fo this movie???.will it be something like a ghost ship??Maybe its just another excuse for the director to make a sleazy movie.The story would probably go like this....
Its a clear day,The remains of the titanic has been brought to the surface.A rich man has started a $1billion project to reconstruct the ship,the preparation go on and the same ship has been constructed successfully.The man assures that this ship WILL NOT sink.The ppl(the fools that they are) buy tickets for the second greatest voyage.
The ship starts for its final destination on the way they realise something..

Capt:"shit the ship is leaking."
Rich Man:"how is that possible???"
capt:"Shit!!! we forgot to apply M-seal on those cracks"
Rm:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"


All this while the hero and heroin have an passionate love story going on between them.suddenly they realise that the bed is getting quite wet.They realise wats happening and rush to the life boats.Great same mistake as last time,not enough boats.so most of them die and the hero and heroin sacrifice their life so that others may live.(wow!! how selfless).and so some escape and others die.

And the ppl wait till another rich man comes to start a similar project to make the damn ship again so that some useless director can make "Titanic 3".